Today I welcome fellow MuseItUp Author, Sara Jayne Townsend to the blog for a special guest post. Take it away, Sara!
BEING
A WRITER – CURSE OR BLESSING?
By
Sara Jayne Townsend
I’ve
always said that I never chose to be a writer. Being a writer is not
so much a profession as a calling – you are born to do it. In some
ways, it’s as much a curse as a blessing. Writers are incurably
nosy. We eavesdrop on private conversations in restaurants or on
trains, and then feel embarrassed when the person having the
conversation notices and fixes us with an icy stare. Non-writers
have to be careful about what they say to writers, since they never
know what will end up in the next book. You can never say, in casual
conversation, “what would we do if x were to happen?” to a
writer. The writer would stare at you, say, “that’s a brilliant
idea” and scrabble about for her notebook so she can write it down.
Writers
are not like ordinary people. We exist in a world of imagination.
Everything around us is an idea for a plot, or a character. And the
type of stories we write affect our outlook on the world. Romance
writers are always looking for the happy ever after. Fantasy writers
find different dimensions in ordinary things – in the back of the
wardrobe, under the bed, in the kitchen cupboard.
And
then there’s me. I write horror and crime. I am always looking
for ways to kill people. I pick up a kitchen implement whilst
cooking dinner and consider how it might be used to kill a person.
The builders working on our house leave their tools in the yard
overnight so they can come back in the morning and get back to work
quickly, and I stare at the power saw and worry a serial killer will
break in at night and use it to hack me to pieces in my bed. I’ve
had many a conversation with fellow writers about how to get rid of a
body. Fortunately these conversations tend to happen at genre
conventions full of writers who understand each other, or else we’d
all be shut away in padded rooms by now.
But
being a writer is also a blessing. We have a way of looking at the
world that makes us unique. We are able to channel any aggressive
feelings we have into our writing, instead of taking it out on real
life people. I have, on occasion, taken people in real life who have
instigated stress and aggravation into my life, and turned them into
fictional characters which I take great pleasure in killing off. It
makes me feel a lot better, and the real-life person still gets to
walk around unscathed.
Being
a writer is what you are, not what you become. I can no more imagine
not writing than I can not waking up and getting out of bed every
morning. And so no matter how many rejections I get, or how often I
struggle with an elusive plot point, I will carry on writing.
Because
I am a writer and I don’t know how to be anything else.
BIO
Sara Jayne Townsend is a UK-based
writer of crime and horror. The first two novels in her amateur
sleuth series, DEATH SCENE and DEAD COOL will be available from
MuseItUp Publishing later this year (Summer and Autumn respectively).
Her horror novel SUFFER THE CHILDREN (e-book) and collection of
short stories SOUL SCREAMS (print and e-book) are available from
Amazon (UK link – http://www.amazon.co.uk/-/e/B003QROE8S
and US link – http://www.amazon.com/-/e/B003QROE8S
),
Learn
more about Sara and her writing from her website
(http://sarajaynetownsend.weebly.com)
and her blog (http://sayssara.wordpress.com).
Hah! Great post! It's nice to know there are others out there who think about the best way to hide a (fictional) body--hubby tends to get a little weirded out when I discuss it with him :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for commenting Meradeth! The best story I have is when I happened to casually mention to colleagues that the best way to kill a co-worker was slow poison when you make the tea, and when I got the disturbed stares realised I shouldn't have vocalised that though. Unsurprisingly no one has let me make tea for them since!
DeleteThanks for stopping by Meradeth.
DeleteI'm always worried my searching habits will get me in trouble- as for things like body hiding and best ways to kill, I find I keep those thoughts to myself- not sure people would understand that I'm really not insane!
The joys of being artistic. Our minds don't stop. Someone says something or does something and it spurs an idea. Love it.
ReplyDeleteIf a person isn't into horror and wants to be able to sleep for the next week, which of your books would you recommend? I plan to read something you've written before hosting you on my blog
Heather G - Natasha Saga
Heather, if you're not into horror I wouldn't recommend anything that's currently available! Everyone tells me the stories in 'Soul Screams' are very disturbing. Though I have a story in the 'Siblings' anthology from Hersham press (available print and ebook through Amazon) that isn't TOO scary...
DeleteThe crime novels are not available yet or I would recommend those.
Great question Heather! Hope you find a story to your liking from Sara's suggestions.
DeleteYou're so right, Sara-Jayne; we don't choose to be writers, but we simply must write. I love it when people ask what I do, and I tell them I'm a writer, and the follow-up question is usually "do you sell a lot of books?" It's hard to explain to them that sales are nice, but that's not why I write. Most people just don't seem to get it.
ReplyDeleteI agree Heather, most people don't get that we aren't writing for the money.
DeleteI totally loved your post Sara-Jayne! And I can relate to what you said about crime writers and their ways of thinking about weapons, poisons, etc. Things like that are often on our minds.
ReplyDeleteBravo! Excellent!
Hey, Susan! I think even if we don't write crime, people would be surprised at what they'd find in our minds :-)
DeleteHi Sarah-Jayne - I'm a MIU horror author too. I loved your post. Funny how you kill off annoying people in your books. (I admit I might do a little of that, too.) Have a good week! :)
ReplyDeleteI've never done that, but it might be something to consider for the future safety of people! Thanks for stopping by, Lexa!
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